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[Talon Episode II]

bill please find your balls and then eat them

bill, i have seen both movies, and this is by far the gayest of them all. why did you take a cool person and make him gay by putting him in this movie. andy was cool, and still sorta is, but he has dropped down a notch in my ladder of coolness. i didnt know you could get so gay. bill why dont you keep that thumb up your ass and off the keyboard. you probably know who this is, please respond to this. how could you be so gay and have your cousin cum all over you, just so you can make this shitty movie. please never make another movie again. if you ever make another one, i will personally beat the shit out of you so you can never use your fingers again. quit wettin the bed and stickin your finger up your ass. we know the reason why your hair is white.

-- droog master

EclipseNine responds:

Whats up fat ass. Wow im not sure where to start. first you couldn't kick my ass if there was fucking food riding on the fight. second, you not poor you greasy prick, you got a fucking Ipod and your parents drive a lexkus suv. "steal from the rich and give to the poor" you live in hinsdale for shits sake. if your computer werent so "poor" i would send you flash, but then again I dont think newgrounds needs you making gay poon. "find my balls and eat them"? when was the last time you saw your "balls". it seems like it would be difficult to push the tits and you masive gut aside. "Eat them"? When was the last time you ate?Merry Christmas Fudge Packer.