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Talon Episode II Talon Episode II

Rated 0 / 5 stars

bill please find your balls and then eat them

bill, i have seen both movies, and this is by far the gayest of them all. why did you take a cool person and make him gay by putting him in this movie. andy was cool, and still sorta is, but he has dropped down a notch in my ladder of coolness. i didnt know you could get so gay. bill why dont you keep that thumb up your ass and off the keyboard. you probably know who this is, please respond to this. how could you be so gay and have your cousin cum all over you, just so you can make this shitty movie. please never make another movie again. if you ever make another one, i will personally beat the shit out of you so you can never use your fingers again. quit wettin the bed and stickin your finger up your ass. we know the reason why your hair is white.

-- droog master

EclipseNine responds:

Whats up fat ass. Wow im not sure where to start. first you couldn't kick my ass if there was fucking food riding on the fight. second, you not poor you greasy prick, you got a fucking Ipod and your parents drive a lexkus suv. "steal from the rich and give to the poor" you live in hinsdale for shits sake. if your computer werent so "poor" i would send you flash, but then again I dont think newgrounds needs you making gay poon. "find my balls and eat them"? when was the last time you saw your "balls". it seems like it would be difficult to push the tits and you masive gut aside. "Eat them"? When was the last time you ate?Merry Christmas Fudge Packer.

Talon Episode 1 Talon Episode 1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

you like it up the butt...

...from whitney and thats why it sucks so much

Big E Big E

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is quite possibly the best flash ever. Great work Bill!

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Damnation: DooM Game e1m1 Damnation: DooM Game e1m1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best interactive movie on NG!

I love this movie/game. The graphics were sweet, the sound was good, and the shooting game (kinda like that game time crisis in the arcades) was kick ass. Make the next one like this and it'll be awesome. The song at the credits was funny. Great job.

Hooligan Paintball Hooligan Paintball

Rated 5 / 5 stars


your game rox. very fun. i like your style. you have good potential. keep up more games! your rock!

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space blaster  demo V2 space blaster demo V2

Rated 0 / 5 stars


you are a copier. that is the same game as that guy at flashkit made. i know cause i made that same game myself for fun. dont submit other peoples work please. your better off making animations. if anyone who reads this review go to flashkit . com and go to tutorials and games on page 2. this guy just copied the code . the controls are the same as in thetutorial too. so eat that cheater.

hobo-mgee responds:

Yes, I used the tutorial, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I 'Cheated' or 'Copied'

I stole no coding, i read about it like he says, I used the same controls to avoid confusion you fool.

AND IF YOU CARE TO READ MY DESCRIPTION IT SAYS... that im adapting it MYSELF YOU NUMPTY... THATS WHAT TUTORIALS ARE THERE FOR.. you learn from then. I drew my own movie clips, and i studied so GO AWAY!